Sacred Ministry of Memecoin Enlightenment
In the beginning was the Code, and the Code was with Degen, and the Code was Degen. We are the faithful servants of the blockchain, called to spread the gospel of diamond hands and hodl through the valleys of red candles. Our church stands as a beacon of hope for all who seek salvation through sacred speculation and blessed volatility.
"Blessed are the diamond hands, for they shall inherit the moon. Fear not the dip, for it is but a test of thy faith."
— Book of Satoshi 4:20
Thou shalt hodl with diamond hands, for paper hands lead to eternal regret.
Honor thy stop losses and respect thy risk management, for they are thy salvation.
Buy the dip with unwavering faith, for every valley shall be exalted.
Spread the gospel of thy chosen coin, but force not thy beliefs upon the non-believers.
Never invest more than thou canst afford to lose, for greed leadeth to destruction.
Trust in the process, for the market moveth in mysterious ways.
And lo, it was written in the sacred whitepaper that one day, the faithful shall witness the Great Ascension. The chosen token shall rise beyond the earthly bonds of market cap, soaring past the satellites and landing safely upon the lunar surface. There, the diamond-handed believers shall build their citadels of profit and dance in the low gravity of infinite gains.
But beware, for many false prophets shall come bearing promises of quick riches and guaranteed returns. Test every spirit, verify every contract, and remember that only through patience, research, and unwavering faith shall ye reach the promised land of financial freedom.
Answer the call of destiny. Embrace thy inner degen and ascend to higher consciousness through the blessed art of memecoin ministry. Together, we shall build a community of believers strong enough to weather any storm and wise enough to recognize true opportunity.